Den Hakket Flaggermus Ving (The Crooked Bat Wing)

*steps into dark tavern*
Here we are!
Den Hacker Flatulence Ring!
I mean..Then Hargger Vaggermus Ding..
Er..
Nevermind..
Read the sign.. >.>

*climbs onto bar stool and grins at bartender*
Hey Rolf!

*gets up on barstool*
Its Den Hakket Flaggermus Ving.
*smiles*
'ello Rolf.

What is that smell?

*looks around, slightly appalled*

I feel like Legolas during the drinking contest scene with Gimli!

*over shoulder*
It's the smell of my adult life!
*pats bar stool*
Have a seat!

*frowns*

Your adult life smells like cheap liquor and body odor.

*sits*

'Ello, Daniella!
I see you've brought some friends this time.

What'll it be, girls?

*Gives Arianna a funny look*
What are you talking about?


*smiles at Rolf*
Hmmm.
Let me thing it over.
*sweet smile*

*thinks*

ah, what the hell?

Margarita, please. On the rocks. And don't skimp on the salt around the rim.

*looks at Jumpy*

Can't you smell that? It's like... poo.

Poo, and unwashed bikers.

I'll have the usual, thank you!

*glances at Arianna*
I thought you didn't drink?

A margarita, and a usual!

*to Jumpy*
Take your time!

*goes to fix margarita*

*glares at Daniella*

I'm upset. And I assume Jumpy will not be drinking anything tonight (she really doesn't seem the type to paaaar-tay) Besides. I'm old enough.

*wink* *wink*

Wait... I really AM old enough in Norway.

*comes back eith drinks*
*sets down in front of Arianna and Daniella*

There ya go, girls!

And have you decided, ma'am?

(has to eat, be back)

*sips Margarita*

So, Daniella.....

*waggles eyebrows*

Come here often?

*sniffs*
I smell nothing.

*sighs*
I doubt I should drink.

Thanka you!
*downs half of ale in mug*

*also waggles eyebrows*
Why yus.
Yus I do.

*puts arm around Arianna's shoulders*
*winks retardedly*
How bout you bebeh?
*growls suggestively*

*gives Daniella a weirded out look*


You really weren't kidding, Jumpy.

*drinks deeply from Margarita*

But I'm doin' Juuuuuust fine.

*waggles eyebrows at Daniella*

*turns towards Jumpy (key word: TOWARDS)*

I think it was just my upper lip.

*looks at Jumpy*
*stops drinking*

Jumpy, are you okay?

*finishes drink obliviously*
*slams mug on bar*
HIT MEH!

I'm fine.
I don't drink, and I shouldn't.
Someone has to watch out for Daniella.
*smiles*
Although I am hungry.

*looks at bartender*

*tries in vain to disguise a hiccup*

No, DO NOT hit her.

But a refill would be good for me. Perhaps a Strawberry Daiquiri this time instead?

Mmm, I feel happy.

*takes second mug*
Thanks you!
*downs*

*drinks another*
*giggles*
*to Arianna*
Hey..you looks kinda like *hic* ME!
*grin*
Er you mah doppleganger???

*sighs*
I think I might have to watch you too.
Oh what the hell.
Give me your best.
*hits bar*

*clambers onto bar*
OY!
I HAS AN ANNOUNSSAHMENNTT!
THIS HERE LADEH *points* IS MAH DOUBLEHANGER!!
DUN BE AFARMED!

*chugs third drink*

*clambers up onto bar with Daniella*

AH WOULD LIKE TO

*hic*

SAY SOMETHING.

*puts arm around Daniella*

THIS *hic* GIRL HERE IS MAH SHIISHHTER. I *hic* LOVE HER!

I ALSO *hic* LOVE LIVER!

I MEAN *hic* LIQASR!

I mean..

*turns to Daniella*

*slurred*

YOU SMELL BAD!

LEASTS I'S NOTTA *hic* NAG!!
*holds up mug*
AN I BETT I'S CANN HOLD MAH *hic* LIQUOR BETTERR THAN YOUS!
*pokes*

*downs liquor brought to her by Rolf*
*looks around*
*laughs*
*starts to dance*
I wants you to knowwww
that I love you soooo!
Dance with me!
Danceeee!