Angelo and Jumpy

*comes in and sets Jumpy on bed*
*sighs*
What am I going to do with you?
*runs hand through hair*

*BURPS*
YOUR HUSBAND YOU SAY?!
I never knew I had balls to be your husband.
*falls over giggling*

OWW!
LOOOK ANGELO BIT ME, AND IT REALLY HURT!

*knocks on door*

I come bearing coffee.

*looks at Angelo*

Oh, you must be the temperamental husband. I'm Arianna.

*shakes hand*

Hummbeee, drink the coffee, okay?

*looks at Angelo*

is it okay if I just sit in here for a while, or have I interrupted?

*rubs bridge of nose*
You're not interrupting anything.
And yes, I'm the pissy husband.

I didn't say pissy. I said temperamental. Will you be needing coffee, also?

*looks over at Jumpy*

Is she going to be okay?

She'll be fine.
It should wear off quickly.
*checks on Dante*
*paces*

*takes coffee*
Thankies.
*to Angie*
I like being called Humbee.
*smiles**sips*

You're welcome. Just... erm.... you may need to go to the bathroom in a few seconds. Just... err...

Yeah.


*twitches*

Well, I don't believe you. This is the longest I've ever seen someone drunk.

Even if she did have all that liquor....

and those Daiquiris......

Geez, she's going to have liver issues.

And why are you so tense, pissy pants?

*raises an eyebrow*
Is YOUR wife drunk?

Well, no....

But look! She's calming down some. At least she's not dancing around like an idiot and trying to reenact the infamous Coyote Ugly scene anymore.

Do you want some food or something? Seriously, your pacing is going to give me vertigo.

*smiles*
This is funny.
The world looks all colourful.
Ever thing you can poke the colours in the air?

*waves offhandedly*
No, I'm not hungry.
*gets wet rag and wipes Jumpy's face*
You look like a wreck, love.

*looks at Jumpy*

Erm.... sure.

Just... ah.... don't go into the light, okay?

Now, are you sleepy? Hungry? Do you feel sick? I could get you some extra pillows to prop you up with so you don't drown in your own vomit and die like Jimi Hendrix.

*looks over to Angelo*

Well, you should get used to me. I've officially moved in. I'm Daniella's sister.

Really?
How very intriguing.
*helps Jumpy out of her shoes*

I find your complete lack of interest slightly offensive.

*struggles to get Jumpy's leg off of nightstand*

Geezus, Jumpy! You're strong! Stop KICKING ME!

*looks at Angelo*

I hate to leave you to deal with this...

but bye!

*runs out*

*giggles*
*rolls over*
Oh. Eww.
I taste something in my mouth.

*sighs*
Do you need to go to the bathroom, love?

*smiles*
No.
*pukes a little on the bed*
Oh. Sorry.
*sighs*
I don't feel well Angelo.

*nods and takes Jumpy to bathroom*
*holds her hair*
You'll feel better when it's all out, love.
I promise.
*grimaces*

*slums over a bit later*
I think I'm okay now.
I'm not okay at all.

*takes rag and wipes Jumpy's face again*
Headache?

the freaking world is spinning.
Help stop it, please.

*hands Tylenol and glass of water*
Take it.
And brush your teeth, please.
*kisses forehead*
If you want to take a shower, let me know.
*goes back to room to check on Dante*

*takes meds*
*Brushes teeth*
*walks back in*
Will you just sleep?
Please. I want to sleep.

Then go to sleep, love.
*kisses*
*folds down covers*