Kale's Workshop

*squints*
I think it says our DNA is a..
*squints again*
90 percent match?

*grabs envelope*

That's a jelly doughnut smudge, retard! Besides, that's not how DNA tests work. Let me explain.


We get a sample, right? In the laboratory, these cells are removed from the swab. The DNA from these cells is then extracted, and cut into sample fragments with enzymes. These fragments are placed into a gel matrix, where an electric current drives the fragments across the gel. Later in the process, these fragments are exposed to a labeled DNA probe.

This probe recognizes and binds to a unique segment of the person's DNA. Where this probe binds to each person's DNA is the key to establishing relationships.

*grumbles*

I don't know why I let you read this in the first place.

In layman's terms;

It says that the probability of us being sisters "is 99.9%”.

Oh.

*noogies Arianna*
RAhaha.
*sing-song*
I'm your sissssster.

*slaps Daniella's hand away*

This is serious! Now we have to tell that lady.... what was her name?

Grumpy?

*cradles hand*

Jumpy.
It's Jumpy. -.-

*makes face*

Pfft, what was that face for?

She didn't seem too happy to see me. >.<

Well, what would YOU think if some random person showed up in YOUR house? O.o
I'm sure you'd give them a nice greeting with a cricket bat.

And she's probably still asleep.
Unless you want to risk walking into hers and Angelo's room.

I actually don't have a house at the moment, so no I wouldn't.


And... errr....

Who is Angelo? ^_^

Her pissy husband.

*eyes Arianna*
And they're both extremely jealous, so don't even think about it.
Trust me.
I've tried.
>.>

*sits silently, watching ans listening*

>.>

*thinks* I wonder if I could sneak off into the workshop....

*beans Kale with Snowball again*

Oh, really? Pissy, eh?

*yells*
RUN WHILE YOU CAN KALE!

*to Arianna*
Let's go inside.
My butt's about to fall off.

*throws snowbal back at Arianna*
XP

Aye, Angelo can be very... pissy. >.>
Not to mention dedicated to Jumpy.

Or so Rizzo tells me...

RAHA, YOU SHOULD'VE RUN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!

*throws snowball at Kale, hitting him in the face*

Ojay. I'm famished.

Bye Kale!
*mouths*
I'll be bach.

*drags Arianna inside*

*waves*
*laughs*

*goes inside workshop*

*starts building a few shelves*

A table will be next....

*runs back*

*pulls out slingshot*

*breaks a window with snowball*

*runs inside after Daniella*

HEY!
I JUST PUT THAT IN THERE!!! >.<

*grumbles*

*goes to get another window*

*comes back with new window*
*replaces*

*goes back into shop and starts back on shelves*

*thinking aloud*
Was coming here a good idea??
Maybe I should have stayed in Ireland....

*follows Daniella out, giggling*

OY! KALE!!!
We've come to see the shop!
And ask you a question...

And I come bearing cuteness!!
*holds Pandora tight*

*follows Daniella and Rizzo*

YEAH! DONT MAKE ME THROW MORE THINGS AT YOUUU!

*laughs under breath*

*clumsily makes her way in the door*
Yes, behold the child!
*points at Pandora*

You are cordd--corrddd--
*face scrunches*
You're invited to come into the house and watch movies.

*comes out of doorway*
Oy, Rizzo!
*laughs*
Ahhh, Pandora!! She is cute, aye?

*raises eyebrow at Arianna*
You saw how fast I was earlier... I have other skills as well.


Hello, Daniella! A little tipsy, are we??
Hmm... movies?
What movies??

The movies in the house..
That we have. >.>
That we're forcing you to watch.

Well, you should still be afraid of me. I'm slightly maniacal.