On the Road

*runs to the plushie section*
*eyes go big and watery (anime-style!)*

PLUUUUUUSHIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS..
*grabs a Blue-Eyes White Dragon plushie*
*holds to chest*
Mmmmmm. ^_^

*points and LE GASPS*
A ZUKO PLUSHIE! HOLY ZARQUON!
*grabs plushie and squeezes*
Plushie: I must capture the Avatar and restore my honor!
Awww, it sounds just like him, too!

Now, I have needeth of a unicorneth... *looks around, cuddling Zuko-plushie*

*childishly*
*GASP!*
MAXIMILLION PEGASUS!!
*grabs Pegasus plushie*

Mmmmmmmmmmm.
*skips off, looking for more Yu-Gi-Oh related items*

(Ugh, I haven't watched Yu-Gi-Oh since I was 10!)

Mr. Unicorn... wherefore art thou hiding-eth...?
*searches through giant piles of dolls; turns around and sees a GIANT unicorn doll ridable-pony thing*
UNICORN! AH ITS GUNNA EAT ME!
*dives under a pile of stuffed animals*

(XD I recently restarted the series. I missed it a great deal. )

*curls up in plushie bin with Blue-Eyes and Pegasus*

Mmmm..

*ignores store employees*

*throws large teddy bear at Daniella*
C'mon, we need to go find more unicorn-stuffs!
*grabs giant unicorn and Zuko doll and Daniella's ear and puts them all in a shopping cart*
To the underwear/clothing aisles!
*runs down aisle with cart, almost knocking over a disgruntled employee*

GAH!
*pulled along by Lidia*
HEYYYY! >.<
I NEED MY EAR!

*pulls away*
*huffs*
*pouts*
*pets plushies*
^_^

Oh shush, you're getting a free cart ride. Wheeeeeee!
*squeals and flies down the aisle, finally stopping right before they hit a clothes rack filled with unicorn costumes*
Unicorns! The fates love us! And they're on discount!
*grabs a few and looks at the sizes* Which look like Angie's size, and which are Dante's? He totally deserves to share the freakin' magical unicorn awesomeness.

*still holding plushies*
Hmmmm.
Welll..
*grabs several of them*

*taps employee on the shoulder*
*sweetly*
Excuse me sir, could you help us please?

You see, my life partner and I *grabs Lidia by the arm* would like to buy one of these for my brother.
He's around six one or six two.. big around the pelvis..
He has this problem with walking around nude, and we're just tired of seeing that, aren't we, dear?
*flutters eyelashes at Lidia*

(Two words: Don't. Ask.)

(Oh dear neptune...)

*nods with Daniella*
So we were wondering if you could try this on. I mean, you look the same size, muscles included...
*grins. widely*

*sees a pile of unicorn undies*
UNDERWEAR!
*dashes off to grab some*

COME BACK, MY LOVE!
GRACE ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE! D:
*runs after Lidia, leaving the unicorn costumes with employee*

*is tackled by Daniella and falls onto piles of undies*
Good thing the underwear was here!
*pulls a pair off of Daniella's head*
Dear, you look ridiculous. But hey, this pair is in Angelo's size! And they're SPARKLY!

(gotta shower and finish getting ready for HP6! be back in a mo)

YES!
Now THAT would look SE--
I mean.. >.>
That would look simply fabulous on my brother.
*cough*

(Have funs! The Hoover and I plan to see it as well. )

*laughs* We'll need like, 20 pairs of these. Angie has a ton of underwear.
*throws a ton in the shopping cart, along with a few costumes*
We need some sheets and and glitter.

*strokes invisible beard*
And glue.. >.>
LOTS of glue..

Hehe.

*strokes invisible evil mustache and sits in the cart*
Yessss, glue. There's glue and glitter in aisle 3... and glitter glue!
And unicorn stickers! Tally ho!
*attempts to roll cart forward whilst sitting in it*

*takes unicorn costumes back from employee person thing*
*pushes Lidia to aisle three..recklessly*
*throws several bottles of glue in cart*
Hmmmmmmm.

*finds silly putty*
Oh yes.

*tries not to go flying out of the cart*
Yah silly putty! *looks around and finds Super Man Putty-Kryptonite!*
DUDE! That stuff is the stickiest stuff in the universe! I once got it on my hands, and it took me half an hour to scrap it all off! We must get some and stick it in... Dante's dipers! That'd be icky!

*grabs some sparkly pink glitter, glitter glue, glitter guns, glitter stickers, normal unicorn stickers, glittery unicorn stickers, sparkly rainbow stickers, a bunch of sparkly unicorn/butterly/rainbow wall decorations, and some Avatar+Harry Potter stickers because they're cool*
Phew, that's a lot of glittery stickers. Do we have everything, Daniella?

Hmmm.
*grabs some Play Dough*
Yep!

*YAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNSSSSSS*
Okay, good, or I might just pass out on that very comfy looking pile of pillows over there...
*points and sees pillows*
Never mind. High School Musikal pillows, I don't want to be all diseased from touching them. To the checkout thingy!
*mentally summons an employee to push the cart w/ them to the checkout*

*glances around*
>.>
*skips out the door*
*runs over to stand*
SNOW CONESSSSS!

*buys one and eats while she waits for Lidia*
^_^

*uses The Force to make the employee push the cart out to the Smart Car while I snooze on the giant unicorn plushie*

Now, employee named... *looks at name-tag* Kevin. Load the car! *he loads it*

Daniella! Make mine a chocolate!

(I am not watching the Spongebob Movie... And I'm not about to pass out...)

*mumble grumble*
*buys another*
*throws at Lidia's face*
*hops in the car*

Hurryy upppppppppppppp! D:
*continues eating snow cone*

*attempts to lick snow cone/ice cream off face*
'Snot... workin'... can't... get... ice cream... off.. tongue... nto... LONG ENOUGH! AGH!
*silently cursing short tongue, which she just bit by accident and now really hurts*
Thishb hurbts lotshhhh...

*sees cute Toy R' Us dude-employee*
You! Kevin! I command thee to driveth this car for us-eth, whilst I finish getting this chocolate off my face!
*pushes Daniella into the back, sits in shotgun and pulls Kevin into the drivers seat*

Heyyyyyyyy. D:
*glares for a moment*
*goes back to snow cone*
Nom nom. ^_^
*snuggles Blue-Eyes plushie*
*falls asleep*