The Kitchen

Oh, this is one for Youtube.
*laughs harder*
I might pee myself. XD

*cue headache*
GAH!
No more laughing!
Too much for mah brain!

*falls over*

*spasms*

*gurgles*

*spaasms*

*walks in, searching for bottle*
Have you seen--
*steps over Arianna*
Well.
That's quite..interesting.
*raises an eyebrow*

*looks up*

WHY ELLO THERE. You're sexy.

*eyes widen*
*clears throat*
ARIANNA, what a..pleasure to see you again..
*shields Dante*

*straightens up a bit when she sees Dante*

Ah, crap.

*goes to fix coffee for self*

Where's Humpy?

*relaxes*
I don't know, exactly.
She's with her brother.

*sips coffee*

I... didn't know she had a brother.

*surreptitiously checks Angelo out*

*coughs*

*feels horribly guilty, figures she needs more coffee*

*drinks more coffee*

*looks away*

*sniggers*
*sneaks off*

*nods awkwardly*
Scorpius.
*finds Dante's bottle*
*feeds Dante*
You're Daniella's sister, right?

Oh, Scorp is her brother? I would've never known that they were related! And yep.

*sips coffee*

I thought so.
You know, the whole "odd" thing.
No offense.
Jumpy's odd, too.
*flashes a smile*

Is she, now? And I'm not quite sure I like being called odd, Mr.... erm.... Tangelo, is it?

*coughs*

*raises an eyebrow*
Angelo.
I'm so sorry to have offended you..Arianka, is it?

*puts hands on hips*

Now that's not fair. You just said my name five seconds ago!

And no, I'm fine.

*sniffs*

*picks up coffee again*

*stifles laughter*
*simpers*
You have a temper, Miss Catania.

*twitches slightly*

I do not have a temper! I simply do not enjoy mind games. Or being bullied. Or whiskey, really. And I'm not too fond of butterflies.

*feigns puzzlement*
Mind games?
Please, do explain, Miss Catania.

*glares a bit*

You understand what I mean. You're not an imbecile. The fact that you know me well enough to address me as MISS Catania certainly warrants belief that you know my first name.

*digs around in fridge*

*begins to cook*

*cleans out bottle*
*rocks Dante while attempting to hold in laughter*
*thinks*
I'd almost forgotten how satisfying it is to be an ass.

*cracks several eggs*

Are you going to want some?

*sips more coffee*

In all technicality I don't actually need food, you know.
*pauses*
What are you fixing?

*snickers*

I keep forgetting I'm in a house full of vampires. And chocolate cake and Strawberry Sformato. It's strawberry season, so I figured I'd use some. Is Dante eating solids yet?

*smiles at Dante*
Not yet, but he'll get there eventually.
He learns fast.

*nods absently*

Damn it all, he's cute. But Humpy scares me. O.O