The Parlor (2)

*comes in and sits back down*
What about malaria?! O.o

*feeds Pandora*

Oh, apparently a mutated form of the avian virus could kill more people than malaria.
O.O
I don't think I'll eat any more poultry.
Ever.

O.O
Interesting...
Of course, you realize if the human population is killed off, then the vampires would survive?
>.>

{{-.-' oh, thanks for that one, Kale, hahaha!!!}}

Well, one of us is lucky.
I'll just stick with staying off poultry for now.

But make sure I get a good spot in the cemetary, kay?

Haha, that I can do!
But I hope that doesn't happen too soon.
I quite enjoy your presence.

*laughs*
I quite enjoy being here.
*tousles hair*
I don't intend to leave anytime soon.
*smiles*

*ducks head*
*smiles*
All right then.

*watches TV*

*spasms again*
Massive earthquakes?
Where are they getting all this stuff??
Oh, the Bible. >.>

XD
It's nice to know, though, isn't it?
It's from the book of revelations, if I remember correct.
>.>

I'd prefer to not know.
I'd like to die in ignorance, thanks.
*cowers under blanket*

Well, think of it this way...
It's probably not going to happen for several hundred years to come.
So you're pretty safe when it comes to dying of natural causes.

And you can always just change the channel.

*peeks over blanket*
True... >.>

*hands Kale remote*

*laughs*
*takes remote and starts flipping channels*
Hm, I'm not sure what else is on...
But maybe we'll find something.

Just no depressing stuff.
*takes whiskey glass off coffee table*
*finishes*
*sets down glass*

I think I can fond something happy!

*eyes glass*
-.o
Whiskey?
I thought there was a ban. o.-

((I love that face. -.O lols!))

>.>
It's fine.
I've only had one glass.
And Jumpy's gone.

I won't get drunk or anything.
I can stop when I want to.

Ok. I trust you.
>.>
But I'll be watching.

*laughs*
Alright.
*pours another glass*
*drinks while watching TV*

*rocks Pandora*
Oh, look, Tom and Jerry!

Yay!
Cartoon violence!
What could be better?

*sips drink*
*touches Pandora's feet*
*smiles*

Peanut butter and jelly?
>.>
<.<
XD I thinkI'm just partial to that stuff!

*laughs*
Of course.
*pokes*
You need a little more variety.

Hey, those chocolate chip cookies were pretty good too.
>.>
What other sandwhiches can you make? O.o

I'm not much of a cook.
So nothing that requires an oven.
I tend to forget about it. >.>
*cough*

<.<
O.O
Have you ever burned down a house?
Maybe you're the real reason the family had to move to Norway!
*pokes*

{{hahah, kidding!}}