The Parlor (1)

*looks at Arianna*
Oh dear.
I'm sorry.
*smiles*
I give gifts.

*to Daniella*
Not without me.
I don't trust you out.

*faintly*

Oh, it's fine......

*clears throat*

Daniella would have me with her.

*nods*
That I know.
But frankly, I know her better.
She'd drop you first chance she got, make out with some random stranger, and get so drunk she forgets who and where she is.

-silently leaves the room-

I wish Daniella wouldn't do this. Jumpy's stressed enough already.

*eyes widen*

That bad, huh?

*slaps Daniella's arm*

And you almost got away with it!

*thinks*
Thanks for telling my LITTLE SISTER how much of a DEAD-BEAT I am! >.<

*goes red*
Give me a little credit, Jumpy.

*smiles*
I'm sorry Daniella.
Really. If you go, I'm going with you.

-.-
FINE.
Just don't nag me about my habits this time.
And don't start sharing "funny stories".

Talk about yourself all you want.
Leave me out of it.

*coughs*

*quietly*

Can I still come?

Yes dear, I'll need some help.
Fine. I'll tell Arianna about myself.

*smiles*
Let me write a quick note for Angelo*
*writes note*
*runs upstairs*
*kisses Angelo's sleeping face, and Dante's soft skin*
*sets note one desk*
"Angelo,
I'll be back. Going with Daniella to bar. Have to watch out for her.
Always and forever yours,
Jumpy. "

*comes back down*
Are we ready?
Let's pray they sell blood this time.
I'm hungry.

*cough*
*warning glance at the word "blood"*

OKAY!
I think we're ready to go now.. >.>

*goes out door*

*stumbles in*

owwww, my head!

Freaking Rizzo. Freaking hard arms!

FREAKING!

*passes out on couch*

*grumbles*
Stupid Pisso.
*pouts*
*wonders around house clumsily*

*springs up*

*is still slightly inebriated*

SISERTER!

*hiccup*

I sleepy.

*grumble grumble*
*pokes*
*drags upstairs*
*wanders outside*

*follows them in, pulling Jumpy*
Be glad I got you...
I could have sent ANGELO!!!

*growls*

*storms in*
What the HELL is going on?!
Dante's sleep--
JUMPY?

S-S-HIT SON!
*laughs*

*glares at him*
She went to a BAR with DANIELLA.
She's DRUNK.

WHAT?!
*glances at Jumpy's sloppy appearance*
*sighs*
I'll take her, Rizzo.
There's no point in trying to talk to her right now.
*wraps arm around Jumpy's waist*
*thinks*
Why do you have to be so damn stupid all the time?

WHO ARE YOU?
*GIGGLES*
I'S SLEEPEH AND HORNEH, YOUS A HOTTIE WITH A NICE PACKAGE.
TAKE ME TO BED OH VIBRANT LOVER!

*gladly hands her off*
Now I have to find Daniella and Arianna...
-.-'

*goes to look*

*rolls eyes*
I'm your husband.
And you're piss-drunk.
*carries upstairs*

*sits down*

*puts in headphones, turns on Jason Mraz*
*opens The Hobbit*

Oh, Bilbo, you and your shenanigans!

*sniffles*

You cheers me up.


*thinks*

God, I really need something else to think about. Perhaps a boyfriend? Jason Mraz would do nicely. He could sing to me. And I could sing to him in my horrible voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. And he would never die. He would never leave me like Liam did. Because he's Jason Mraz. And he has a man-pretty voice. People with man-pretty voices don't die.


*brain malfunction*






Dammit, BILBO!

*snaps book shut and curls up into a ball on the couch, attempting to go back to sleep*

(H: Yes, Arianna likes beachy music. Shuddup Kerri.)

*walks in*
*sips coffee*
*drapes blanket over arm*

*puts another over Arianna*
*smiles*

*goes back outside*