The Parlor (1)

*thinks* It's all so different than when I was human... arranged marriages are more rare.
But finding love is still just as hard as ever.
*broods*

(Yes, that is a peek of his history... >.> )

*thinks*
Frodo, you moron!
SAM IS YOUR FRIEND!
*silence in head*
GANDALF!

(Raha. Brood. I love that word. XD Oh, and Daniella obviously has maturity issues. O.o)

*continues watching movie*
*only about half aware*

(Haha, brood is a good word! And yeahh... I noticed... lol! O.o)

*stomach growls*
*gets up*
I think I'll make some popcorn.
*skips off to kitchen*

Ah, ok...

*thinks* What's popcorn? O.o

*comes back*
*sits next to Kale*
Popcorn?
*smiles*
*offers bowl*

*looks at stuff in bowl warily*
Is it as good as the sandwich?
O.o

*thinks* I really should learn to try new things... >.>

O.O
You've never had popcorn?
I'm surprised you've seen movies!

Just try some.
You'll like it.

*thinks*
I'm going to have to expose him to junk food.
This is sad.

*eats handful*

*takes a few pieces*
*pops them in mouth, then chews*
Oh, it is good!!!
You have good taste! Haha!!

No, I was just raised on good food.
Nice, fattening, and tasty.
*sticks out tongue and eats another handful*

Please tell me you've at least had pizza.

(showah)

>.>
I want to say yes...
But I've been on a strictly blood diet since... O.o
Since I was bitten.

*eats handful of popcorn*
*stares at floor*

Oh, sorry.
I kind of forget about that sometimes.
It seems completely normal to me.

*thinks*
I wonder how I'd be now if I'd grown up the same way as Arianna..

Ah, well, there's nothing to be sorry for!
The way some of the vampires eat human food sometimes... I would forget too... O.o
*munches on more popcorn*

*laughs*
*curls up to watch movie*
*falls asleep under blanket*

(I think I always do this when I actually have to sleep. Nights! )

*sighs*
*leans head to back think*
*also falls asleep*

(Haha, no worries! )

*wakes up*
*yawn*
*stretches*
*accidentally hits Kale*
Oops. >.>

*puts blanket on him*
*curls up and watches movie*

*thinks*
Maybe I'm just protecting Arianna because I'm afraid she'll get hurt like me.
..That's stupid and selfish.
I'll have to tell her when I can.
She doesn't deserve to be lied to just because her dumb sister couldn't tell a guy how she felt.
*sigh*

I am so glad there are no more mind readers in this house.
I'd be so screwed. >.>

-pulls out laptop-
-walks over to chair-

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!
-slips-
-catches self, but drops laptop-

Ah, sh-ugar.
I freaking loved that thing!

-picks up pieces-
-runs out, carrying laptop pieces-

O.o
Was that Dani?

*shakes head*
*continues watching movie*

*sits down with Laptop*

*sighs*

It's so good to be back here. The last few days have been ROUGH.

*checks Facebook*

*mutters to self*

Ahah, nice! Courtney, you retard.

*notices Arianna*
Where've you been?? O.o

*pauses movie*

*jumps*

AAAAH! I didn't see you there!

*coughs*
I went to go see Liam's parents. They told me to get the hell out, blah blah... They gave me my money and things, and gave me a new car, and then kicked me out.

*frowns*

Oh, well.


...They never liked me anyway. I was always "that gold digger" who was trying to steal their son's money.


*looks up*

IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS?!

RAAAAAAARH!

Yes, yes it is.
And try not to spazz too loudly.
Kale hardly gets sleep.

*points at lump on other side of couch*
*hits play*

*pauses*

*snickers*

Daniella, do you not see the wonderful opportunity here? We could give him a mustache! Short his sheets! We could play so many fun pranks on him!

C'mon! Aragorn can wait a few minutes!

C'MONNNNNNN! PLEEEEAASSEEE? This'll be the most fun I've had in days!

*frown*
No!
Leave him alone.
Let him sleep.

*thinks*
I thought I was the one with a shortage of brain cells.

Besides, he could do much worse to you.

Hey! What's wrong with you?! We could make him look like a lady! A LADY!

*suspiciously*

Why are you being such a spoilsport?

Oooohhh, I get it! You looooooveee him! You want to maarryyyy him!

And what worse could he do to me? I don't sleep in open places! And I lock my door.

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