Angelo and Jumpy

*nods silently*
*turns off the lights*
*leaves the door cracked and goes down to the parlour*

*runs into room*
*locks door*
*puts his weight on door*
*sighs in relief*

-sits on window ledge and looks
at Angelo-
who ya runnin' from my dear Angelo?

*does a double-take*
What the--
How'd you--
STOP STALKING ME!

-giggles-
oh, Angelo..shhh, before
someone hears you.
-seductive grin-
-steps closer-

I TOLD you I like WOMEN.
*points at sleeping Dante*
There is proof.
Now keep it down.
*glowers*

-whispers in Dante's ear-
its all your fault

*rolls eyes*
I do believe it would be the fault of my sperm, thank you.
And I quite like being a father.

-giggles- can i be a
father too? ^^

*harshly*
NO!
*opens door and throws out Benedetto*
*leans against it*

-sighs- hm...what now?
:idea: -climbs through open
window-
hey, Angelo!

*jaw clenches*
*nostrils flare*
*locks the door*
How the hell do I get rid of you?

-giggles- you can't
get rid of me. I'm a ninja,
Angelo, a ninja. -hovers over Dante-
hes so cute when hes sleeping ^^

*fists clench*
*glares*
*picks Benedetto up by the collar*
*throws him out*
*locks the window*

ouchie! that hurt, Angelo!
-climbs through vents-
hello, Angelo! ^^ -hovers over Dante-
he looks so much like you. When hes
older I may have to borrow him ^^

*eyes widen even more*
HELL NO!
How many times do I have to tell you to LEAVE??
*shakes Benedetto*

-giggles and twists your wrist-
oh Angelo, tell me when you're
tired of playing this childish game.
Then we can get onto bigger things,
like the fireworks -creepy grin-

*frowns*
*punches in the jaw*
You know I don't play games, sweetheart.
Now why did you come here?

-giggles-
you called me sweetheart. ^^
-narrows eyes and glares- look mr.grumpy
pants, i'm not leaving. punch me as
many times as you want, but i won't go.

*lets go of Benedetto*
Then at least get out of my room.
I'll kill you if I have to.

-looks at Angelo, confused-
theres someone else isn't there?

*face scrunches up in bewilderment*
What?

-sits in corner and cries-
-shakes- you- you- you-
YOU'RE NOT GAY ARE YOU?

*brow furrows*
IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG TO NOTICE??
*smacks forehead*

-cries more-
-sobs- but but but-
Angelo- I, LOVE YOU!