The Kitchen

*stomps in*
*glares at him*
*slaps him*

*picks him up and slams him into the window*
WHAT THE F--- DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE AND NOT COME BACK, AND THEN EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BE FINE AND DANDY WHEN YOU DO!!!!

YOU HURT ME! YOU HURT JUMPY!
YOU... I...!
*slams him into window again*
*turns on heel and stalks out*

*eats apple idly*

I wonder if dandruff is really dry skin, or if it's just shampoo residue, and the shampoo companies are screwing with us so we pay more money for more flakes.

What the hell?!
WHY WON'T ANYONE BLOODY ANSWER MY QUESTION?!
>.<
*doesn't attempt to stand up*
*sighs*
You screwed up big time, Scorp.

*looks at scorp*

*chuckles a bit*

*bites apple*

I wonder how they make apple juice.

*jumps*
*glares*
Who the bloody hell are you?!

Oh, yeah.

You haven't met me.

*chuckles*

I'm Arianna. Daniella's sister.

*sticks out hand*

Nice to meet you. It seems you're in a bit of a pickle.

*raines hears the crash and comes in*
*she takes a place behind Arianna*
*She was worried about the man; she thought he was hurt*
*she stayed quiet*

(Store I'll be back...)

*eyes for a moment*
You're human.

*shakes hand*
Wait, her sister?! I didn't know she had siblings.

And yeah, just 'a bit.'
*runs hand through hair*
Could you possibly tell me what's going on? Or what has happened?
Apparently I've been gone longer than I thought. -.-'

*laughs*

Yes, yes and she has sibling. Not siblings.

It seems you've been gone a while, and Rizz has been freaking out and kind of PMSing about your absence, convinced that you abandoned her. 'Twas quite the dick move, you disappearing like that. Everyone's been worried.

Yep.

*bites into apple for effect*

Well, sh--.
*looks around at damaged kitchen*
I really messed up.
F---!
She's not going to forgive me for this one.

(I'm editing his languague. -.-' )

*shakes head*

Nope, you've kind of messed up a loooot. I'd beg for forgiveness, were I you. Lots of groveling. Lots.

*looks around for food*

Yep.

*can't find any food*

*leaves to go to parlor*


(nice, Eli. )

*looks around again*


*decides to go upstairs*
*mumbles* Worst nightmare...

*watches them both leave*
This faimly is not normal.
I'll watch and listen to what I can. Help with what I'm able
*she leaves the kicthen to a diffrent room*

*walks into kitchen*

*rattles around, looking for something to do*

*appears in doorway*
*watches silently*
*smirks*

*reaches for cabinet*

*sees something out of corner of eye*

*grabs rolling pin*

*turns slowly*

*jumps, realizing who it is*

Would you stop doing that? Just because you're a vampire doesn't mean it's okay for you to scare the innocent human! I thought someone had broken in! D:

*laughs*
Oh, but you're too entertaining, Miss Catania!

*glares*

I'm sure. What was that with..erm.. Raine, is it? Also, who is she? O.O

She moved in recently and decided to ask me about--
*reluctantly*
--Monica.

*is confused*

You'll have to excuse my ignorance. I've only been here a short time, myself. Now, who is this...

*dramatic pause, mimicking Angelo's*

Monica person?

*with resentment*
She's Jumpy's..daughter.
And well, she was a bit dramatic like her mother.
No one was very fond of her.

*twitches*
Daughter?

O.o

Wha-wha-what happened to her?

*munches on celery nervously*

*raine passes Angelo silently*
I heard the anger in your voice.
I don't blame you.
*sits on counter*
I knew her as well.

*comes in and goes to fridge, totally impassive*
You don't want to be asking that question, or talking about her.

*coughs*

But-




Oh, screw it. If everyone's going to be all soap-opera esque about it, I'll just pester Daniella about it later.

*slightly pissed off*

*bites celery angrily*

I wonder if anyone has ever named their child a swearword and gotten away with it.... why doesn't bologna rhyme with lasagna?