The Parlor

*mumble grumble*
*rolls over to dvd player*
*pops in dvd*

*rolls back to couch*
It be me 'sposed ta be givin' the orders, ya scurvy wench! D:
*hits Lardia with a pillow*

Argh! I be The Pirate Captain! Iffen ye wanna fight me fer it, I'll challenge ye to a duel... of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock!

*to Kat* Most people might say we're insane, not merely interesting. Or if you're a Facebooker, then you'd use the term "mentally hillarious".

*shrug*
I have an excuse.
I've got the wonderful stereotype of "drunkard".

And BLARRRRRG!
*hits butt with pillow*
If ye dunt cease yer blabberin', I'll be plunderin' all yer booty!

*watches* O.o
*giggles*
Arrghh, the pirate talkin' be mighty amusing!

We be tryin', ya scurvy wench! D:
*tackles Lidia*

*laughs*
I'm no wench!
I'm a maiden. ^_^

*laughs more*
I really do like it here. It's different than being on my own.

*watches it all*
This is more entertaining then the movie.
*pulls legs up on couch*

Oi! Ye cannae pluder mah booty! That be no man- or woman's property but my own! *smacks Daniella with a random slipper*
Go plunder Kale's, I do be hearin' he 'as a dungeon full of it! Very nice and shiny and distracting to humans... *waggles eyebrow*

*laughs in a pirate-y manner*
But I be wantin' ta plunder yers now, dearie!
*makes kissy faces at Lidia*
*chases*

*claspes buttocks*
Mine dun wanna be plundered!!!
*dives behind Kat*
Get the confused lass away from meh! I feel like Angelo!

At least you KNOW I'm straight.
*continues to chase*
*dives behind couch*
*tackles Lidia*
*tickles*

BWAAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!

ARGHHHH!
*flips over and sits gently on Daniella's head*
What now, punk? Er... scurvy knave? Umm... belay that, ye lilly livered landlubber!

*distressed*
*waves arms*
RELEASE ME, WENCH! D:

(Haha. We're finally online at the same time. XD)

(Aww, but I liked playing internet tag!)

Stow that talk!
*tugs on hair to shush*
You're interrupting Captain Sparrow *points at TV; Jack is running from the cannibals*

Blarflarbarrrrrrrg. >.<
*bites*

*in a King Julien voice*
Why are you biting my robust rump? And eyeing my succulent flanks? *le gasps* You are not wanting to love me, you are wanting to eat me! Aiiieeeeee!
*leaps off Daniella and runs* I dun wanna be eatenezen!

*runs after*
NOMNOMNOM!
*chomps teeth*
*waggles eyebrows*

Eat me if you must, but I will give you horrble indigestion!
And then you'll stink up my bathroom and I'll haunt you for the rest of however long you live.
*throws popcorn/bowl behind her and hides under bean bag*

You know, you'd feel terrible if I just died right now.
YOU WOULD! D:
YOU WOULD RUE THE DAY YOU WISHED TO HAUNT ME!
AND I SHALL HAUNT YOU!

So... I died cuz you ate me, and you died cuz you ate me, so we'd both be dead. And one of us eaten.
Can ghosts haunt each other?
Or we could come back as zombeis or something... although I'd still be eaten, so you'd have to regurgitate me... *muses*

*watches everything unfold*
*chuckles, amused*

*to Kat* I promise it's not like this every day, but I can say you'll be amused quite often.

Hmmm.
I think I could handle that, you know, despite the fact that you're probably several inches taller, so it's really physically impossible.. O.o
Hmmmmm.
*thinks*

And yes, if anything, you will be amused.