The Parlor (1)

No, I don't!
Shut up!
*mutters*
Are siblings always like this? >.<

Trust me.
He could.

Hey, I heard that! And yes, they are!

*grins*

I was right! YOU LIKE KALLLEEE!

*pokes*

So, you have any interesting dreams lately? Eh? Ooh! Have you kissed him yet?

*whispers*

Was is magically delicious?

*returns to normal volume*
And what could he POSSIBLY do to me that I should be afraid of? I'm tough! I'm SCRAPPY!

*smacks*
SHUT UP!

I DO NOT! >.<
And no I haven't.

Now shut up.
*pushes away*

You REALLY want to know?
If he wasn't Kale, he'd probably have broken your neck already and sucked you dry in a very non-sexual way that I'm sure you wouldn't enjoy.

Oooh, getting defensive, are we?

*smirks*

You have the hots for an Irishman!

Anywho.... I'm bored. Would you like to see my new car? It's a Lamborghini Reventon!

Spoiler:

Goodbyeeee Prius, Hellooooo Italian sports car!

I was almost afraid to drive it home.

And suck me dry? As in take my money?

*confused*

Nice.

*sigh*
And no.
Not as in money.
*smacks forehead*

How do I say this without sounding stupid?
*pause*
THEY VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOOOD!
...Minus the crappy Transylvanian accent, of course.
*rolls eyes*

Thank you. It handles really well. I feel like a man when I drive it. XD

And WHO wants to suck my blood? Are you living with, like, cannibals or something? Because I'm not sure if I'm okay with that....

AND I THOUGHT I WAS DENSE! >.<
YOU. ARE. IN. A. HOUSE. FULL. OF. VAMPIRES!!

There.
Jesus.
*huffs*

*coughs*



Vampires? I thought that those didn't exist! And if Kale's one of them, why is he sleeping?!

*sigh*
Myth.
They're like us.
They need sleep too, just not as often.

*grumbles*
Why did Stephenie Meyer have to ruin the vampire legend?

Are there any coffins? Is Jumpy a vampire? How do they reproduce?

*jumps up and down*

TELL ME EVERYTHING! Are there Leprechauns? Werewolves? FAIRIES?! INUYASHAS?!

*goes slightly mad*

Umm.. O.o
No coffins..just beds..

Vampires and vampires can have children just like humans can with humans.
And Jackie and Crash are wolves.. >.>

*thinks*
Oh God.
She's more psychotic than I thought.

*starts awake*
Who the bloody he-- is creaming like a --

O.o
Oh... *cough*
Hi Arianna!

*giggles*

Oh... okay.

Hi Kale! Don't kill me, please!

*giggles*


*is obviously having a hard time processing this information*

*smacks*
SHUT UP, MORON!
Sit down or something.

Sorry Kale.

Why would I-??

Ah... you know about the vampires.

No worries, Daniella... it's better than some reactions I've had...

O.o

*twitches*

I am sitting down.

And you're pulling my leg, right? I mean, they eat NORMAL food. I've seen them!

*pauses*

Wait... does this mean... are you.... have you been....?

No, I'm not joking.
*sigh*

What? O.o
Are you having a melt-down or something?
Because you can go elsewhere if you are..

(Such a kind sister..)

*sigh*

I'm not having a melt down. It's just hard to accept that there are things like this in the world, okay? You have to remember that I had a hard enough time coping with life when I thought there were only NORMAL people in the world. Now you're telling me that someone could come up behind me and snap my neck without me even noticing. It's a bit mind-blowing. And frankly, it's terrifying.

Try to be a little sympathetic, will you? You certainly didn't choose the best way to tell me, or the best time.

*is slightly annoyed*

In my defense, and Rizzo's and several others in the house, I have never harmed a human...
I believe most of us prefer to hunt animals... >.>

Oh, I promise you'll survive.
No one's killed me yet, and I'm irritating as hell.

And Kale's right.
You have nothing to worry about.
Calm down.
*hits play*

Kale, I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to offend you. Or Rizzo. Or anyone else.

And Daniella, you're right. You ARE irritating as hell.

*grumbles*

I'm going to go cook. Any requests?

*stomach growls*
I could go for a Reuben, if you don't mind.

*thinks*
Well, she's handling it well enough to be irritated with me.
That's good.

Nothing for me, thank you!
*smiles*

*watches movie*

Can-do.

You sure, Kale? I'm in the mood for cooking.

Really, ANYTHING.

*grabs handful of stale popcorn*
*thinks*
Well, that was easy.
I guess Dani was kind of right..sort of.